We Need Cellphones: To Decrease the Divorce Rate.

I can attest to this, as I’m pretty sure my parents were the closest I ever saw to divorce due to the lack of a cell phone. Actually I think we had a cell phone at this time, but it was in a bag in the car.

Anyway my family likes to hike. Mountains, streams, grassy knolls, we’ve trekked along them all. During family vacations we like to travel somewhere that is known for it’s beautiful hiking. The bad part about hiking is the lack of flushing toilets, and I supposed what’s worse is toting along small children. So before we took off on a long hike my mom took my brother and I to the bathroom, telling my dad to go grab the camera out of the car. Somewhere in the transit of that message, something was lost, like where we were going to meet up afterwards. We made a pit stop at the gift shop and headed down to meet at the trail head. Waiting and waiting, we realize dad must be at the gift shop. So we head back that way. Of course there is more than one path to the gift shop…

I don’t remember how long we walked in circles until we found each other. All I remember is once we did all meet up, Joey and I were deciding who we’d pick to live with when they got their divorce.

Cell phones people. It’s the greatest invention of all time.

That or a squirrel skinning kit, but it’s a toss up, since they both relate to divorce rate.