There is nothing more universally true than the fact that cantaloupe ruins a fruit salad.

And Rascal Flatts isn’t a good band.

Everyone knows if you’re running late to get home at night you can turn your headlights off at the stoplights down the gravel roads and just keep rolling.

It’s proven Gilbert doesn’t like red.

It’s undeniable sleeping in a room with dolls is creepy, and so is neighbor Russell.

Car trips are to be measured in Wishbones.

If you’re going to have to do work outside you should do it in a swimsuit to get a tan…

And if there’s anywhere better on Earth than the Black Hills, we’ve never been there.