You know why my husband is better than yours?
Because the other night when he tried to smother me with a pillow and didn’t succeed he said “Murder attempt number 1 failed…”
Which is I think is a total positive, because we’ve been married for 645 days, and there could have been way more failed murder attempts I didn’t know about.
Because the other night when he tried to smother me with a pillow and didn’t succeed he said “Murder attempt number 1 failed…”
Which is I think is a total positive, because we’ve been married for 645 days, and there could have been way more failed murder attempts I didn’t know about.
He’s the best husband I’ve got.